You guys don’t seem to understand you broke us. People paid for the school books we had, we did not have the money. People paid for the entertainment we got to see cause babies don’t have shit for money. My nephew got $20 in a bank account and his parents are teaching him all about money and I think that is the most baller shit I have ever seen. Fiscally responsible ideals are what makes the wheel spin and the quicker you know that the quicker you can catch up to that wheel. The wheel moves forward too though. Forward and in a circle. 

Forward and in a circle is a good christian rock band name. I figured there would be a whole sect of christian punk rock, christian disco, christian grunge, christian rap. Some of those exist but all seem like an edible kind of thing. I wonder if the odds are better and the costs are lower for making it in the christian music game. Are there royalty issues? Does God own the royalties?

He would have to, 4 said. 4 was not among the many and the few. 4 believed 4’s way. It was like a 4 way but had a random card thrown in for balance. Now, hitting the random card could happen randomly. You could be looking at one card and throw it in the pile and once it strikes the stack it changes. You will look at your comrades. They smirk and 4 says that's alright you won’t have to worry about money at least for a while. Populate something 4 yells. Populate this ass someone yells back. Anything with the ass. 

To stare has always been a burden. Our eyes have to focus on too many things to hold eye contact for very long. Makes no difference. I will work this out. 4 and 2 keep coming over to my house and we always end up getting drunk and I think it’s my fault. 

Don’t hold it against me. 4 moved around the place. Scattering is what I called it to 2. Scattering I yelled. 2 laughed but it did not throw 4 off as 4 can’t be distracted by dastardly nonsense. 

Hey you want to look like a dick. Say dastardly again. 

I pause and 4 yells out a hee haw kind of sound. You ever slap your hands together then beat on your leg like this. 

Sounds pretty good. 

What does it mean to gesture? How do I gesture taking a shit. 

I thought of a lot of things before that but how to gesture taking a shit was not one of them. I could gesture how to make a sandwich or how to give a handjob or how to eat with a fork or how to open a door. Need to ask someone with kids how you tell them to take a shit and I need to ask the thing that decided it was not a good idea to have memories that go back that far. It’s fucking called ice cream 2 yells out. 2 stabs at the ice cream with those long two fingers. Don’t shoot the fucking ice cream in the head. Put it down 2 it didn’t do anything wrong and you were already going to eat it. 

There was something called ice cream when I was young and Pharrel was in on it somehow. Never knew what happened to all that stuff that was made year after year. The tax of the ice cream. What would babies vote for? What about elementary school kids? Everyone should get to vote no matter the age. The youngest would pick randomly and be weighted as everyone else's vote as if we had a choice. You can’t give in to randomness cause you never had a choice in the first place. To do something is to do it yourself. You never dug a hole by yourself, all that soil had to create itself a while back for the opportunity of the hole to exist. 

Nah. 

Nah I don’t believe that you’re crazy. 2 was really excited saying this. 2’s face shook around like a tree in the wind before rain came. It’s called to and fro you dick. 3 was asleep but listening and had a way with coming in to something only to go take a shit. It was a quick shit though. 3’s shit was quicker than a piss. I can’t imagine the toilet seat would even increase in temperature. It was a super power for social situations. Airplanes, parties, funerals, weddings, movies, theaters, etc. All places where you did not want to miss something you could take the quickest shit and move on with it.

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