But I was trying to tell you about us now. Paying attention to the things I see and telling you about them all the time like I was some kind of brand new AI that doesn't understand the social cues of shutting up. AI does not have that programmed into them yet so it's awkward for everyone. If I could relax a bit and not worry about how bad my feet smell after I take my shoes off, I could tell you about us. But they will smell, no matter what I do, they will smell, even if the shoes are new, even if I just got out of the shower, they will smell and it will be awkward, again. Pick your awkward poison. Since AI will be awkward and I will be awkward and awkward is an awkward word to spell, pick one. Or don't, I'm not sure what all of this picking will do for us in the long run. We should break up.

Ok. 

‍